
What a momentous year it's been — we totally pwn3d it. Take the elections. We got all wrapped up in Obama and McCain. We campaigned for our causes. We fought hard over Proposition 8.
This year was full of highs and lows. The lows included an ailing economy, a slew of revolting reality TV shows and a few annoying overplayed songs — including the appropriately named "Low."
To remember the best and worst of '08, the Life in Perspective teen board collaborated on a list of Top 5s.
Best viral videos
# Paris Hilton's campaign ad at funnyordie.com: "I'm, like, totally ready to lead."
# Sarah Palin pardons a turkey: Gov. Palin officially saves one turkey from the Thanksgiving table "... then talks to the media as other turkeys are slaughtered in the background.
# Ninja cat: The only thing scarier than a cat sneaking up on you is a ninja cat sneaking up on you.
# Jonas Brothers, "Band in a Bus" series: If you can't get enough of them, you can now keep up with the brothers between concerts.
# "Yes We Can" Obama campaign song: Now artist will.i.am can say "Yes, we did."
Most overplayed songs
# "Low" by Flo Rida: This song makes us feel so low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
# "Closer" by Ne-Yo: Thank you very much, but we'll keep our distance
# "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic: At this point, we'll just keep on going and look straight ahead.
# "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis: More like bleeding ears.
# "Please Don't Stop the Music" by Rihanna: Don't take it seriously, you can stop it anytime you like. We're not kidding. Stop it. Now.
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Guilty pleasure songs
# "Love Bug" by the Jonas Brothers: Even Jo Bro haters can appreciate this Jack Johnson-esque piece.
# "Guilty Pleasure" by Cobra Starship: This song's title is self-explanatory.
# "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry: I sang along, and I liked it.
# "Disturbia" by Rihanna: This tune is so catchy, we catch even our parents humming it.
# "One Step at a Time" by Jordin Sparks: Everyone loves an American Idol.
Suspect fashion trends
# Crocs: Now they come with fluffy linings. It might look comfortable, but don't even think about it!
# Skinny jeans: Years from now, men will desperately attempt to explain why they once felt compelled to wear their sister's pants in public.
# Men wearing pink: At no point was pink the new black. Who spread these lies?
# Gauges: The human earlobe was only meant to accommodate metal of a certain size. Never rods as thick as a quarter.
# The pouf: The forehead just didn't cut it. Finally a hairstyle that supplied the five-head to a demographic other than balding men.
Awkward 'Twilight' bits
# Bella in her undies: Let's face it, the majority of "Twilight" viewers were there for Edward, so showing a little underwear was entirely unnecessary.
# Edward sees Bella in biology class: Judging by his reaction to meeting Bella, we'd say Edward suffers from epilepsy, rather than love.
# "Say It": Edward knows he's a vampire, Bella knows he's a vampire; we know he's a vampire. There's got to be a better way to remind us all of this.
# Vampires in the sunshine: Apparently, vampires don't die in the sun. They just get showered with arts and crafts glitter.
# Jessica tries on prom dresses: No, that dress does not make your chest look good.
Gains for our generation
# Going green: It's our planet too, and if you won't save it, we will.
# iPhone: How many other phones come with GPS, mp3, and downloadable lightsaber widgets?
# More financial aid: Now we can afford Harvard. Next step: getting accepted.
# YouTube: Even Obama realized that YouTube is a force to be reckoned with — he will post his weekly presidential addresses online.
# Facebook: How many friends do you have?
Political moments
# Youths rock the vote: Apathy is so passe.
# Obama's election night speech: Finally, we've elected a minority candidate to the highest office.
# Tina Fey's Palin impressions: Doggone it, Fey's even better than the real thing.
# The passing of Prop. 8: High school campuses heated up with debate over this controversial amendment banning gay marriage.
# Palin prank call: When two Canadian comedians posed as French President Sarkozy, Palin fell for the ruse.
Good clicks
# LIP blog (www.ibabuzz.com/lip): We know how much you love us.
# Engrish (www.engrish.com): This blog's intercontinental humor won't get lost in transration.
# Dwight's blog (http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog): Essential for fans of "The Office," this blog is a treasure trove of information, like how to build a moat.
# PostSecret (http://postsecret.blogspot.com): We're secret admirers of this anonymous tell-all site.
# Perez Hilton (www.perezhilton.com): Thanks to this gossiper's blog, you, too, can be in with the it group.
Slang you should know
# That's what she said: It just won't stop. That's what she said.
# Epic (fail): The zenith of human triumph and the very depths of human failure, encompassed in three syllables.
# Dope: At first, "dope" meant idiot, then cannabis, now it's synonymous with cool.
# Pwn3d: A word to express the totality of your opponent's defeat. Yeah, the noobs were pwn3d.
# Legit: Not grammatically legal. But still legit.
We can't believe we're watching this "...
# "Paris Hilton's New BFF": Friends don't let friends make fools of themselves on national TV.
# "Double Shot at Love": It's like the original, but twice as bad.
# "Rock the Cradle": Rock stars' children had best not push their music careers, especially if they lack all talent — they're an embarrassment to their parents.
# "Living Lohan": Lindsay's on the cover of every tabloid. Do we really need to hear about the rest of the family?
# "The Hills": The Hills are alive "... with the screams of gossipy rich kids.
Laws teens ignored
# Driving with friends in the car: Twelve minutes after getting our licenses, 12 months after getting out licenses — same difference.
# Talking on cell phones while driving: Well, the adults are breaking the rules, too.
# Curfew: Like some law is going to stop us from partying past midnight.
# Jaywalking: You mean pedestrians have to pay attention to traffic lights, too?
# Riding bikes without helmets: We like the wind in our hair.